Welcome
I am Smiley.
Attune to your higher self
✓ shaman
✓ Writer
✓ poker player
Skills
Join me as I embark on a spiritual journey of self discovery
Writer
Whatever I will become, a writer I shall be. I dabble in everything, but this is my true gift.
Poker
A World Poker Tour Champion, I love the game and have played for a living for the past 10 years.
Shaman
Awakened Starseed warrior, mushroom aficionado, sleepy astral projector. May we guide one another to the light.
Join my community.
Become a Smiley.
Uplevel your life.
Schedule a session with me and let me help you take your energy to a higher frequency.
Improve your poker performance
Poker is a complex game of mental fortitude. It comes naturally to me, and I can help you take your game to the next level, at every stake.
“”Shmiley is Shnasty!””
Adam Swan
Poker Guy
Top Features
✓ A condescending tone.
✓ Pained patience at your idiocy.
✓ More money in the bank.
Crazy pricing, for the few.
I’m a man who values his time and abilities.
Spiritual/Life Coaching
Serious insight into embodying your authentic higher self, breaking free of the matrix, and manifesting the reality you desire.
$222
/hr
✓I’m literally just starting so if you have money to burn hit me up
✓Intense personal dive in order to pinpoint and annihilate childhood trauma / limiting beliefs
✓Requires honesty and commitment, an open mind
Poker Coaching
Take your game to the next level. No charts or numbers, this will focus on heightening and strengthening your intuition
$444
/hr
✓Become a winning player in cash or tournaments
✓Connect with fellow poker players, if you pass the vibe check
✓I’ve never studied a day in my life.
✓Gain and master energy manipulation, and reading.
Script Doctoring/Writing
I can fix your script. MFA in Dramatic Writing from Tisch.
$888
/hr
✓I will make your script better.
✓Best writer that I know.
✓This is my gift, don’t waste my time with trash
✓It will be worth it.
✓I’ve worked with with Susan Lori Parks and Oscar Eustace
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What our customers say
“This man is a legend. There’s never been anyone who has been able to unlock my abilities such as Smiley. He’s is 100% the real deal and actually shnasty at what he does.
I got married, gained enlightenment, and became a millionaire after just 4 sessions.”
Ethel Stewart Van Johnsonberg
–Completely Fictional Character.
Where do you begin?
Give our team a call and share your artistic vision. We’ll swiftly create a customized plan that brings your vision to life.
Can I change my date?
Absolutely! As long as you notify us at least 45 days in advance, you can reschedule your event up to two times without any extra charges.
What happens if I need to cancel?
In the event that you need to reschedule within 45 days, there may be a full payment requirement for perishable items. However, we strive to accommodate our clients to the best of our abilities!
How is billing handled?
To secure your event, we request a 50% initial payment at the time of booking. The remaining 50% must be settled 24 hours prior to your event.
How can I handle guest invitations?
Take advantage of our user-friendly online guest management system. It includes a dedicated section for invites that you (or our team) can easily manage.
Would it be possible to receive an invoice for my purchase?
Certainly! Feel free to reach out to our customer support team with your purchase number and they will be happy to assist you in obtaining the invoice.
Are there any more questions that you have in mind?
Not able to locate the answers you seek? Feel free to reach out and initiate a conversation.
Attention to details to ease the pressure.
✓ Interface that reduces hassle and pain.
✓ Exquisite events that leave a lasting impression.